I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.
OH MY GOD YES
Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
but the captions
Clearly we don’t love ourselves.
HAHAHAHHAHHA OH MY GOD
do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends
if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper
“slut means the end in swedish”
this is the most popular post i’ve ever made and its still fuckin going and i am GLAD
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa